Hello? Who is it?
Is me, Jennifer, France is one thing for you.
The grass was finally here, if Jennifer was brought there from a fellow who traveled frequently between Italy and Nigeria. A kind of courier abusive before leaving the girls relied bags full of clothes and shoes for families in Nigeria, took the return in other delivery packages crammed with African food. It was pay so much per pound.
I have an appointment with Jennifer next to the Porta Nuova train station, then we head into the car in a street in San Salvario. We enter a Phone Center, Jennifer salutes the owner, a little chatter ', perhaps is asking if the carrier has met some of his relatives in Nigeria , then the guy pulls out a box and bruised all over to Jennifer. The load in the car, Jennifer does not arrive, it is still into the Phone Center to talk, I'm going to call and mention that we have to go . The guy looks at me bad, but he wants?
Franco, We have to pay, But I do not have money.
4 euro per kilo, 25 kilo, 100 €, I said the guy.
I had to wait, I'm still too naive, and we pay go away.
Franco, I need a place to park this.
You can take it to my house, no problem.
When we got home we open the forward pack. Inside is a bit 'of all photo albums that depict the family, a cassette with recorded greetings from relatives and friends, a DVD with footage of the party for the funeral (?) Of an aunt , many African and some cloth bags happy spices and different foods. While open them one by one, my kitchen is saturated smells very strong, she sniffs completely satisfied, I more that seems to smell perfume. An odor coming from a bag more nefarious of others, I try to open it, shit, but that's inside here? But are snakes?
Jennifer fun ride, is smoke fish is very good.
are many blacks smoked small fish and skewered with sticks, the skin is charred, Jennifer with the broken nail and begins to taste the meat inside. It seems like a lot.
The smell became unbearable, listen, iu can not Teik tis ever in aus, to put Daun in the cellar, OK?
In the bottom of the box there is still a plastic bag sealed with tape wrapping the open, the grass here.
The back on the table, he spreads his hands and begins to sniff.
Odor: slightly. Twigs and leaves: many. Peaks: a few.
Fuck that ignorant, but here were all collected in bulk, females, males , leaves, without separating the peaks. Grass so not worth a shit.
I submit all my disappointment with Jennifer, but she laughs and tells me that this is good grass, African, very strong, that we We Italians do not know that the good grass.
not convince me, I try to make myself a cane to see what effect me.
I am to understand the effect that I have pulled a pack. Here is what effect me, but fuck Jennifer, 4,000 euros thrown away. Now I also more debt than before.
I'll take a bit 'and I race, I want to make smoking even to him.
agrees with me: it sucks.
You should try to mix it with good grass, perhaps with the Skunk Dutch, then sell around recently saying that it is Albanian grass.
Yes, but the skunk does a casino, more than 10 euros per gram and would least one pound to fix 'this shit marijuana.
Why not try a perfume?
How?
Well, you know, now runs across the grass super fragrant, with strange names Lemon, Orange, that stuff, you seek some kind of scent, the by a splash and say it comes from Switzerland or Holland. Maybe some idiot who buys find it.
by rockets, do not say shit.
Give me a bit ', which I'll try.
Rocket was a genius, he had shot all the cities in search of herbal essences most strange, sniffing carefully, he inquired about the characteristics and finally found a product that seemed just right.
"Lemon Deodorant: green pack, consisting of a steamer 100 ml. The leaflet presents these components: spring water, alcohol, essential oils, lemon oil, has no preservatives or other chemicals.
combines its pleasant scent lemon to the realization that not harm. "
He put all the grass in a black garbage bag, we splashed into the contained 10 packages of deodorant, he closed the bag and let rest for a week .
When he show me the result, could not believe it, the grass was fragrant, knew of limonin and smoke it, perhaps because of the effect of essential oils and alcohol, also gave a discreet blow.
rocket was really a genius, turning on the Internet had happened at a site of fanatics of cannabis, there was no detailed description of all the qualities of marijuana possible, one had characteristics similar to ours, marketed by a Swiss manufacturer.
Copiammo graphics and technical details, all printed on card colored bags packed 5 gram scarce.
"LEMON - This new White Widow was obtained by a genetic secrets. The reason? The white layers of crystals that cover this copiously cannabis intense lemon flavor. The buzz is that it produces is nothing short of overwhelming , pure pleasure. Get ready to experience a new generation of White Widow. Winner of the Highlife Cup 2005. Type: White Widow X Mystery Widow . Effect: fresh and sharp. Taste / Smell: The name says it all. "
The following Saturday we went to the Social Centre Gabrio, there was an evening reggae, what better time to test our experiment?
was a success, selling grass to 25 euros a bag, who asked us where we had taken recounted that came from Switzerland, we opened the bag and gave it pressed against his nose, you feel like perfume This is grass first class. The smell of lemon was all that remained so strong impressed.
We pulled up more than 500 euros.
